Seriously, how genius is this title?

Did you really expect me (a celeb gossip, techno music loving PR chick) to have an intelligent sounding blog? :) Yea, me either.

I've been thinking about starting a blog for over a year now. I wanted to have one when I went to Australia to record all of the wild experiences I planned on having, but the beach clearly became more of a priority than typing on a computer. Then, when I got back, I thought my life was too boring to have a blog...I live in Ames; what do I have to write about that anyone would voluntarily want to hear about?!

I'm determined though. I've decided that it's not about where I live that determines how interesting my life experiences are. (I'm so profound!) Sure, if I was MOB and venturing around rural Africa, roaming with lions, I would have some pretty sweet stories. But even living in small town Iowa, I have managed to find myself in several intriguing situations (Ahem, crazy roommates...take your pick of which one in the past four years). So hopefully, someone will find me mildly amusing and make me feel cool by reading my blog.

In the legendary words of DJ KOOL, "I hope ya don't mind, let me clear my throat!" (I mean really, how perfect is this blog title?)

Editor's Note: Yes, there is already a blog titled "Let Me Clear My Throat" as well as "Clear My Throat." Therefore, the editor had to settle for a slightly ambiguous web address. On an unrelated note, the editor apologizes in advance for future rants including those about jobs, men, politics and annoying people.